I Have A New Favorite Thing

Kinja'd!!! "Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
07/22/2015 at 14:17 • Filed to: TrailBlazer

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And that thing is TrailBlazer burnouts.

Too bad the TrailBlazer is terribly awful. But mine is free, so I cannot complain.

(I also love how all of these videos are recorded on grainy cellphone cameras. It just works for the TrailBlazer theme)


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jack Does Cars
07/22/2015 at 14:22

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Free trumps pretty much every other spec. The best car I’ll ever own was one I got for free.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/22/2015 at 14:24

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The TrailBlazer isn’t that bad, but it isn’t that good either. When I get my license, I will sell it.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jack Does Cars
07/22/2015 at 14:27

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For what? Seems like a good first car if only because it’s slow won’t tempt you, reliable, and the ability to put many, many things in it.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars
07/22/2015 at 14:30

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I can’t hear you over the sound of minivan burnouts.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jack Does Cars
07/22/2015 at 14:38

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Isn’t it spectacular what a little bleach can do


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/22/2015 at 14:48

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Trust me, it’s not slow. Unless you believe the FRS/BRZ is ungodly slow, then carry on. But I made it 330 miles in under 4 hours when I was 17 in a Traiblazer, non-SS.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/22/2015 at 15:24

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It isn’t that safe, and it gets poor MPG. And various little things have gone wrong on it (only one speaker works, the power seat didn’t work for a while, the thermostat quit twice, and the passenger side mirror magically decides to change position sometimes.)


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/22/2015 at 15:24

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This video will forever impress me.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars
07/22/2015 at 15:32

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It has to be one of the best videos on the Internet.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Jack Does Cars
07/22/2015 at 16:21

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There’s one thing that I really love in Trailblazers. And this thing is really long.

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Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > kanadanmajava1
07/22/2015 at 16:52

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Last American built gas powered inline-6.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Jack Does Cars
07/22/2015 at 17:46

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But what an awesome engine it was. Little brothers lived couple of years longer but also they went away after 2012.

Sadly inline-6 is nearly extinct in globally too. BMW and Australian Ford are the last ones making them but luckily M-B is going to bin their gasoline V6 engines and bring back inline-6.


Kinja'd!!! DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/22/2015 at 17:50

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It is the best video on the Internet


Kinja'd!!! RTeeJay > Jack Does Cars
07/22/2015 at 18:33

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Not a burnout, watch until the end...


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > RTeeJay
07/22/2015 at 19:05

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I’m currently at gate D17 at Raleigh-Durham International Airport. I played that video on max volume, without any headphones in. About three middle aged women have given me odd looks. Totally worth it.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > kanadanmajava1
07/22/2015 at 20:47

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A crappy vehicle built around an amazing engine.